Fathers Day Bong

Father dearest,

Unfortunately due to my crippling cannabis addiction,
I have been unable to pull together any money for a present.

However please be assured that you are not going to be left without anything on such an important day.
For this father’s day I decided to dedicate 10 cones in your name.

I know it is unorthodox but please try to understand that I’m doing this from the bottom of my heart.
Anyway, I hope you had a fantastic day.

Love,
Your son

IR