Julian Assange Spotted at Revs

Patrons of Melbourne nightclub Revolver Upstairs have reportedly spotted Julian Assange in a highly inebriated state.

One regular Revs attendee described the man as “fucking stoned” and another said “he looked unhinged, like he hadn’t left the place in 7 years!”. There have been rumours that Assange escaped Belmarsh some time last month, and there has been no recent verification of his whereabouts by officials or Assange’s lawyers.

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